Pang-Asar Tagalog Pick-Up Lines

First and foremost I made this "pang-asar" pick-up lines not to make fuss to anyone but just to have fun and invite more readers to make their own pick-up lines so that I can include it here. This "asar" pick up lines was composed by me and my girlfriend to share some funny but meaningless pick-up lines. So please don't be serious about this because this is for fun only and nothing else. You can used any of pang-asar pick-up below and be careful not to harm your friend or others.

"teddy bear ka ba?
bakit?
ang laki kase ng ulo't tyan mo eh"

"relief goods ka ba?
bakit?
amoy sardinas ka kase eh"

"earthquake ka ba?
bakit?
umaalog kase ang bilbil mo eh"

"ampalaya ka ba?
bakit?
bako bako kase face mo?

"para kang electric fan?
bakit?
ang hangin mo kase lagpas number 3"

"nagtotooth brush ka ba..
oo
bakit ang baho ng breath mo?
???
wag ka na sumagot umaangal na katabi mo..."

"para kang pimples.
bakit?
kung saan saan ka kase sumusulpot..."

"para kang utot..
bakit?
mukha ka kaseng pwet..."

"unan ka ba?
bakit?
amoy panis na laway ka kase..."

"para kang libag...
bakit?
dikit ka kase ng dikit.."

"tae ka ba?
bakit?
ang baho mo eh..."

"mahilig ka sa chocolate no..
bakit?
bungal ka na kase eh.."

"naliligo ka ba?
bakit?
you smell like shit na eh.."

"antok ka na ba?
bakit?
tulo na laway mo eh"

"aso ka ba?
bakit?
pinupulgas ka na kase eh."

"unli ka ba?
bakit?
pa-ulit, ulit ,.. pau-ulit, ulit..."

"Para kang TAXI
bakit?
ang dami mo kaseng gadgets eh.."

"Tumatangkad ka ba?
bakit?
lawlaw kase medyas mo eh.."

"Lotto ka ba?
bakit?
Panay ka kase palusot at bola eh"

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