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Best English Filipino Text Jokes Quotes - SMS Jokes

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Best English Filipino Text Jokes Quotes - SMS Jokes


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I was about to mail you a really cute one, But sorry to disappoint you cause the mailman asked me to get out of the box “SAYANG NO! Ang BIGAT ko daw kase! eh”
I dreamed of you last night, I was walking at the beachfront when I saw an Angel, Karga ka niya, I asked him, Bakit mo sya karga? Sagot ng Angel, "as usual, Lasing na naman"
Try this one! nakakabaliw talaga! Think two numbers, kunin mo yung isa then +2, -3 +4, -2, x3 then add mo sa isa. Tapos Pumikit ka! "Ang Dilim noh?"
One time I asked myself, bakit kaya nakilala kita? nakasundo kita? naging kaibigan kita? Now I know why! simple lang pala ang sagot, Because I'm so KIND.
Wow, Its feel so good! kapag ginawa mo sa kama, kahit nga sa upuan eh, sa kotse pwede rin. Sinubukan ko rin sa School, muntik na ako mahuli, hay life! ang sarap talaga MATULOG.
We're walking when we met the Devil, niyakap kita ng mahigpit at sinabing, "Handa na po siya, mamimiss kita ng husto, Friend."
Two friends talking.. Pugak: Bad trip bro! I watched movies and spend 1K. Ugok: Why? Pugak: Kase Bili ako nang bili ng tiket, panay punit kase nung babae eh.
If you are in this situation? Kanino ka hahanga? Sa taong iniwan ang lahat para lang sa minamahal o sa "Pusang nagha-harlem shake?
Para sa pasaway pero Mabait, para sa sabog pero Kalog, para sa mapang-asar pero Thoughtful, para sa makulit pero CUTE, "Para sa akin pala to, sorry ah! Naistorbo pa kita.
In Life there's always a STORM, minsan ulan at minsan naman unos. So remember this, Payong ang dalhin mo at huwag ang Kapote, Ano ka KINDER?
The Priest and Bishop talks: Priest: may humabol sa akin na babaeng nakahubad kaya ang ginawa ko dinamitan ko agad siya! Kayo po Bishop ano gagawin mo? Bishop: Tulad mo rin, I will tell a lie.
Sa Mundo na ating ginagalawan, ang old friends di dapat pinapalitan di ba! Kaya dun na tayo sa luma, parang ikaw, may Amag na pero subok na.
Take note of this! Langit ka ako lupa, bubong ka ako sahig, lagi kang nasa itaas, ganyan kita ka-love, Ako punong kahoy ikaw UNGGOY!
The Vendor and Student talks: Vendor: Kahit nagtitinda lang ako ng Balut, may mga anak naman ako sa UST, UP at La Salle, Student: Wow! ano po course nila? Vendor: Same as I am, nagbebenta ng balut.
Not all sportsmen won because there's cheating involved, hindi lahat ng mataas ang grades matalino kase may nangongopya, At hindi lahat ng artista ay maganda kase hindi naman ako Artista, Maganda Lang Talaga!
Father and Son talks: Son: Tay pag nakaharap ako hawig ko si Jose Rizal, pag nakaside view si Manuel Roxas, ano ibig sabihin nun? Father: Simple lang, Mukha kang PERA.
Little by little, the trees, fish and birds in the world are getting low, at dahan dahang nadadamay na rin ang mga unggoy, kaya Naisip kita, Ingat ka ah!
Husband and Wife talks: Husband: (PASIGAW) Hon! mag-empake ka na ng mga gamit mo! Wife: ha bakit? Husband: Nanalo ako sa Lotto. Wife: wow! ano dadalhin ko? Husband: Bahala ka na, Basta't Lumayas ka!
Life is small, live with it, Love is shot, flirt it, Anger is injurious, dump it, Troubles are momentary, face it, Memories are sweet, cherish it, I am CUTE, ACCEPT IT.
Anong Banana ang mataba? SABA! ano naman ang bananang maliit? SENORITA! Eh! What Banana that you can eat included the skin? nagsisimula sa letter "T," isip isip! sirit?? Eh Di Turon!
Kung Angel lang ako, I will protect you, I will prosper you, I will watch over you! But what Can I do? I'm only have Angelic Face, Sayang noh!
Pangarap ko talaga na isama ka sa kwarto ko, sa kama ko tapos patay ang ilaw at nakatalukbong tayo sa kumot ko, para ipakita ko ang,, "bagong GLOW in the Dark kong RELO"
I looked at the sky, the sky was beautiful, I looked at you, I looked at the sky na lang uli
Kung kahanga-hanga ka, crush ng Bayan ang tawag sa'yo. Pero kung kamukha kita. Magalak ka! Dahil pwede kang mag-Artista!
If Angel let me choose between 1 Billion pesos and my best friend, I would rather choose the 1 Billion pesos, tapos Gimik tayo. Ako taya! What are friends for, di ba!
What would you do if we end our friendship? would you CRY? give up and say GOODBYE? Ako? wala akong gagawin kundi tabihan ka at sabihing, "Sige Iwan mo ko, Basag Bungo mo!"
Naiinis ako! may nagtetext sa akin at ikaw daw ang nagbigay ng number ko. Busy akong tao tapos may magtetext at itatanong lang kung bakit ako CUTE? Ano ba yan!
May 10 baboy sa isang box... tapos yung 25 pairs ng pato at 5 na ibon at 1 sisiw may nakaing 26 na bulate... "Wag kang mag-alala wala namang problema eh!"
Good person? Ikaw yun, good friend? ikaw uli yun, Good taste? Sa iyo pa rin yan, Good will? pati yan ikaw pa rin, Good Looks? Ahh! Ako na swempre! nakakarami ka ng good. Good PM, para sayo talaga yan.
Pag mayaman na ako, magpapatayo ako ng mental hospital at aalagaan ko mga may sira sa utak.. swempre! tropa kita.. may 50 percent discount ka dun..
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